I recently got a couple of quotes to have a closet built in my apartment. This was the first quote which came with this lovely and professional picture:


The second company told me they do not supply pictures or any formal type of quote but he did send me this helpful text:


I told him not to worry a single bit and based on his text I drew the closet myself:


I obviously left out the shaker and Thermofoil because I don’t know what the fuck they are, but I think my picture is pretty good. Also, please file this under “Are You Fucking Kidding Me????”