As a writer/comedian I would love to know the necessity for this person to “connect” with me on LinkedIn.

Screen Shot 2015-04-12 at 10.55.12 PMI would also like to know if this is a joke . . . Screen Shot 2015-05-27 at 6.09.17 PMAnd what is this about?

Screen Shot 2015-05-10 at 10.26.38 PMDear hi Humm,

Not only do I look too dangerous, I’m even more dangerous than that. I am also world renowned for both my fascinating eyes and my resemblance to Tinkerbell. Stating the obvious will get you nowhere with me. Good luck.

1Dear _____

Your note really captured my attention – the “remember me?” line was so brilliant. LOLOLOLOLOL. Unfortunately though I have no memory. I lost it in the back seat of my car. I mean during my divorce. I mean in India. I forgot.


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Dear Ray:

No. But I would consider a lobotomy.




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